Anna Kendrick Birthday Countdown

» Day Two: Favorite Tweets

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cassierolee:

tmobileofficial:

jamm3d:

tidesretreat:

BABY

ok 1 why the fUCK do you have a skunk

You can have their gland removed so they don’t stink, and then they’re basically cats after that.

So fuckin adorable

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thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night
solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night

solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

(via i-am-a-circus-freak)


d-o-r-ia-n:

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god

FUCK

(via lost-in-the-trench)


deanandthedemonbloodprince:

I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute boy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn son that’s the way to do it

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shiny-lugia:

thranduilings:

frxdo:

idc if it’s true or not this headline is all that matters to me. x

idk who Orlando Bloom is, but this makes her a hero.

(via thelankydouche)


tolaughterandbeyond:


SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.

tolaughterandbeyond:

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SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.

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unfreshing:

this is my favorite video of the year so far

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Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.